Lets limbo!
Under, not over!?
Now, there's somebody that can limbo!
John's working on his patented Hawaii subduction zone limbo move as Martha just makes it under the hankerchiefs of doom.
Oh no! Bob Miller is sucked in by Rover!
"Damn! Is this thing getting lower or am I gettin' higher from the beer?"
Dave misses on two accounts: You're supposed to bend over backwards, not sideways. And, most importantly, you're not supposed to spill your drink, EVER.
Stacey is an expert at this. Even the puddle of margarita Dave spilled won't keep her from limboing her way into history.
Dean Tucker and his wife Carolyn have differing opinions on where the bandana should be tied.
Martha Leary falls for the "Hey, take a look at the picture on my camera", while I take a shot, gag.
John falls for it too, but he tried to spit a bit of chaw on the lens as I took the shot.
David Witton shows that the ladies dig a dancin' man with radioactive shoes. (I reckon I should clean off the lens.)
Burt grins like a man who knows the release date of 4D TNV... but ain't tellin'.
Rich looks on while Steve and I make faces for the camera.
Kimberly_ puts a health and vitality spell on Simon's new Firewire card. (Why did he bring a Firewire card to the party? Only Lahav knows and he ain't tellin'.)
Apparently, Simon's new Firewire card produces a force field that repels other 4D developers. Pretty handy when you're meeting with prospective clients.
One of the ranch hands seems a bit riled that I'm getting a close in picture with Kimberly. Shoot, I didn't think they looked like a couple.
Where's Ant? Us ridin' buddies are supposed to show the bugs we got in our teeth.
Will Emerson came to the party as Scott Bakula from an episode of "Quantum Leaps into the 4th Dimension" or "4D Enterprise Streaks Across the Universal". (Okay Liz, back me up here.)
Watch out boys, there's a new Sheriff in town and she's cleanin' this here place up.
Robert shows his expertise by whipping the rawhide into an ampersand.
Steve Simpson asks Debbie if her hair is falling out or if she just had a roll in the hay. Debbie reaches for her Ninja sword, but alas, she left it in her other costume.
Randall Wolf can take the shirt off a man at thirty feet, or ten meters if he's in another country.
Chris rushes to get a picture, knowing whatever Randall hits, it'll be 4D-licious.
Debbie and Tom dive out of the way of Randall's terrible whip.
Mayumi Hiratsuka wasn't so lucky, and is his shirt is splayed open by the hypersonic tip of Randall's furious whip. Chicks dig 4D guys!
The lovely ladies appreciate a man who doesn't spill his drink even when diving into a bed of hay._
Randall talks to his video tape of the evening, asking it to not self destruct. Even so, no one will believe he sat next to Steve Jobs on the bus.
The party's over. Well, the 4D Western Party is over anyway.
Singin' and dancin' break out on what must sure be the most fun bus home.
Until the unthinkable happens. Suddenly we're transported through a transdimensional portal to Planet 4D Universal, never to be seen again!
Ant brings us all back to reality with the profound statement, "Wow, look at the pretty squiggly lines."
The reality of it was that there were, in fact, squiggly lines, and suddenly, as quickly and inexplicably as we had left, we were back in the world of 4D TNV again.
"Did I do that?"
"Yeah, you did it..." "Woo hoo, I rock!"
When we walk into the hotel bar, Martha asks where we've been for the last three hours. John explains that we were in a mirror universe, like his right hand. Either that or he's bragging about his gigantic web services shell.
Hey, who's that with the Not-Antlike hair? (No not the bald guy!)
It's Marjee Kangas with a very cute hair style. She just hated being stopped in the street by people asking if she was Ant.
Ant says, in a most excited manner, "Now I won't wake up at night thinking I'm Marjee!" His confusion may bepart of the reason we all liked him so much.
Pete says, "Hey, let's go over to Ant's room. Crikey, he might just turn into Marjee again."
Ron and Alex stand in front of the coffee cart for a welcome infusion of caffeine.
We were shown a titanic raft of object oriented features in Goldfinger during the final session of the Summit.
Laurent fielded many questions, including one from Doug Hall by proxy. At the end he commented on some kind of strange sound that many believed was Brendan showing his relief at the Summit ending.
Ant and Karl knew better, especially after Brendan yelled, "Tom Dillon, stop that!" (For those who didn't hear it, I put a remote controlled fart machine under the screen and hit it when Brendan walked past it a few times. I don't know how he knew it was me.)